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[06 Oct 2009|11:33pm] |
Okay, so either Dan didn't come home last night cause he found a totally hot chick to bang or else he's disappeared like the others.
Question: Does this mean I get automatic As for the rest of the year? Or is that only a college thing?
Oh yeah, sorry. I swear I only took my eyes off him for a few hours. It was an emergency.
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[02 May 2009|07:01pm] |
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Is anybody else watching the news right now? This is so messed up.
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[23 Jan 2009|05:27pm] |
I feel a little dirty now that I've been kind of pimped out.
And I'm with King. If there's a hot lesbian around here then they should make themselves known.
Oh yeah. Whoever's having pervy thoughts about my kid? PLEASE STOP.
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[16 Jan 2009|07:54pm] |
I have a question. How come Mr Beaubier is allowed to sleep with a student and he doesn't get fired?
Edit: And Ali too. Wtf.
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[01 Jan 2009|12:49am] |
They're making me see the guidance counselor. This is such bullshit.
I hope everyone has a fucking fantastic new year.
( Private to Aurora )
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[05 Dec 2008|08:55pm] |
So is this actually school or are we running some sort of secret Juno program?
Congrats, Prince. I'm sure you and Maddie will make wonderful parents.
I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
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[11 Nov 2008|02:35pm] |
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So who wants to place bets on how long it'll take them to make us all have this fucking cure?
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[26 Oct 2008|12:59am] |
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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BRIDGE??????????
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[23 Oct 2008|05:52pm] |
I think I might be failing history. Crap.
In response to my favourite teacher's question: Yes, I'd like more hugging/kissing/back rubbing but only if it comes from my friends who are of the female persuasion. LISTEN UP MOLLY. Boyd, I'm just not Brokeback enough to cross those boundaries with you. Sorry, dude.
I've decided that art is the best class ever. Such a huuuuuge fucking waste of time but fingerpainting makes it all worth it. YOU ROCK, FORD.
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[20 Aug 2008|07:41pm] |
I have a question. How does cutting class work when the Principal's telepathic?
( Private to Deacon )
For the record, I haaaate being sober. I don't know how you people do it. Life is so shit when you aren't fucked out of your head.
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[09 Aug 2008|02:32pm] |
I think that everybody just needs to like... stand back. And really look around. Because all of this negativity is a breeding ground for stuff. Bad stuff, not good stuff. And that just really sucks. You know? Because it's like, okay. How can we build an ark if we don't work together? We can't. And then the flood will come and we'll get washed away and die and that's just fucked up. We need to come together and believe Steve Carell. Because he knows. He knows it all. He says it like it is.
I FUCKING LOVE STEVE CARELL!!!!!!!
I don't remember the question but I'm gonna go with 3, 5 and 7. Because they're prime numbers. PRIME.
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[01 Aug 2008|10:19pm] |
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I think I'd be most upset if Jessica Alba died. Because she's hot and I'd be disturbed that I didn't get with that before she kicked it. So yeah, I'm choosing her. NEXT QUESTION, BITCHES.
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[23 Jul 2008|01:31am] |
WHY IS THERE A BABY RAT INSIDE MY SOCK? ARE WE INVESTED? BOYD WHERE IS DIZZY? I NEED HIM TO KILL THIS THING.
OH MY GOD IT'S MOVING ACROSS THE FLOOR. IT'S ON THE MOVE.
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[22 Jul 2008|01:02am] |
I can't answer the lovely Aurora's question because... I'm a virgin. That's right. I'm saving myself for marriage. I will get to wear white on my wedding day.
( Private to Deacon )
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[29 Jun 2008|11:16pm] |
So the english teacher with the nice rack told me to introduce myself on here. Which is kind of cool since my last school didn't even have a computer and definitely didn't have a fancy journal system. We did have a big ass metal detector though, so maybe that's where the computer science budget went. But yeah, you guys have got it fucking made here.
Anyway, hey. I'm Dominic Petros. Or Dom. I'll answer to either. I'm supposed to be starting Junior year after the summer but my dad thought it would be a good idea for me to start early. He's been full of those lately.
Oh and I'm rooming with a guy named Boyd. Hopefully he's cool? And not... weird or uptight or into Star Wars or something?
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